Obama to troops: Because of your crappy job, my numbers are in the toilet

Obama: End of Iraq combat mission not victory lap - Yahoo! News: "FORT BLISS, Texas – Hours before addressing the nation, President Barack Obama told U.S. troops just back from Iraq that his speech outlining the withdrawal of combat forces 'is not going to be a victory lap' nor a cause for celebration."

Today's bizarre story

Armed man threatened to kill Cedar Rapids woman if she didn’t give up dog | GazetteOnline.com: "A man with a knife told a Cedar Rapids woman he would kill her if she didn’t give him the dog she was walking, according to a police report."

Foursquare, MTV to reward STD checkups with badge - Yahoo! News

Foursquare, MTV to reward STD checkups with badge - Yahoo! News: "he badge is part of MTV's 'GYT: Get Yourself Tested' campaign. MTV says the idea is to remove the stigma attached to getting checked out for STDs."

Ok. This is my laugh for the day. 1, I don't think you can remove the stigma for getting checked out for STDs, and 2, I don't think it should be removed. But hey, I guess MTV is starving for any kind of attention.

Nearly 50 percent leave Obama mortgage-aid program - Yahoo! News

Nearly 50 percent leave Obama mortgage-aid program - Yahoo! News: "The program is intended to help those at risk of foreclosure by lowering their monthly mortgage payments. Friday's report from the Treasury Department suggests the $75 billion government effort is failing to slow the tide of foreclosures in the United States, economists say."

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Look at how they are "bursting" in. And of course, they don't arrest anyone, but they do charge them with a "disorderly" house. That seems like the catch all for the police. "Well, we couldn't find any illegal things here, but your house is a mess. We can charge you for that."

U.S. Employers Shed 131,000 Jobs in July; Unemployment Rate Steady at 9.5% - WSJ.com

U.S. Employers Shed 131,000 Jobs in July; Unemployment Rate Steady at 9.5% - WSJ.com

I think I blinked and missed the Obama recovery.